I JUST CAUGHT A BEE IN MY REPLICA POKEBALL AND ITS IN THERE BUZZING AROUND I FEAR FOR MY LIFE
god damn it. god fucking damn i
do you ever close a really important tab by accident and you just
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
I’m confused everyday and cry at the slightest thing and I have no idea how to stop feeling this way.
the calendar says september but my soul says Halloween
Well, I don’t know if I made it.
I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”
like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church
you can literally have it all sis
the world is yours
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read
Never gets old
…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.
holy fucking shit
Mom : you are beautiful
jesus christ himself literally created this show